Overheard at the Commerce Bank
the scene: A mother and her teenage daughter were on their way out.
The daughter , wearing very short cut off jeans, had long glossy hair like you only get with an expensive hair salon blow out.
She was scowling at what looked like a deposit, or a withdrawal slip.
The mother looked exasperated, and as they passed me I heard the mother say to the girl (in a half-lecturing, half-annoyed tone of voice, clearly rebutting something the daughter had said shortly before):
“We are not poor.”
I let my eyes follow them out to the parking lot, to see what kind of ride the “poor” kid had.
It was a white Mercedes SUV.
Then I went home and called to order the Long Island Iced Tea Appreciation Society.
Although I was not drinking iced tea. It was just a gin and tonic — but it was in a tea cup.
When I was a kid, it took me a long time to figure out whether I was born rich, or not. Doesn’t every kid, at one point, ask their parents, “Are we rich?”
I know what answer I got. It was something along the lines, “We’re not rich and we’re not poor. Son’t worry about it.”
It didn’t take me long to figure out that my parents were smoothing over the fact that we were well on the poor side of a Mercedes SUV.
But I can honestly say that today, I am awfully rich. This is a picture of me, proof of how very rich I am these days.
And that’s only the 25% of it.