Because instead of having rich friends who talk behind my back (which is why I LOVE The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, New York, Atlanta, OC, and NJ) I have cats who have no trouble getting in my face:
Also, I do not spend my days shopping or party planning. Instead, I spend my days sitting at a desk, which is even more boring than it sounds because when I write I sit at a desk that faces a blank white wall because it’s better for my creative process to have NO DISTRACTIONS. Did I mention that I have cats?
Having a camera crew following my every move would probably make my cats all nervous and skittish:
But then again, maybe not.
I lead a pretty interior life, not suitable for film.
I doubt that what I consider really exciting is anything that would make for great TV:
Last Sunday I was thrilled when I went out to re-fill the cat food bowl that I leave outside for our opossum friend, and I found that he’d left me a present and I ran in to tell Top Cat GUESS WHAT!!! MR. POSSUM LEFT ME A CARDINAL FEATHER!!!!
In my experience, reality TV people only get this excited over slander law suits and when another Real Housewife looks at them funny.
The BIG news around here is Another Blizzard on its way.
The latest panic started on Wednesday when Lonnie Quinn of the TV@ Weather Center cut into my Judge Judy time to show us what might, maybe, possibly, could happen in the next 48 hours. This is the dire forecast for Thursday:
But it was what could maybe, might, possibly, could happen on FRIDAY that got him really riled up, so much so that he had to roll up his shirt sleeves and jump onto TV to let us know about it 48 freaking hours in advance:
Jeeze, Lonnie. Even by my low standards of ordinary life this is a non-event.
BTW, I got the Champagne-O-Meter ready for this March blizzard. This is Thursday:
And this is Friday:
Commentor Judith asked a very interesting question in the Comments last week. She asked Does [an illustration] exist in your mind, and you uncover it step by step? Or do you create it as you go along, building it up step by step?
Oh yes, definitely YES I plan a picture out before I paint it. For instance, when I did this picture (the one I painted for you on last week’s blog):
I absolutely planned beforehand what I would paint first, what went second, what had to be done thirdly, etc. I thought about what shape I had to paint, where the darks and lights would go, what range of green colors I would use. In a future WIP show-and-tell I will show you how I plan a picture because ever since I’ve been taking the trouble to stop and think before hand about what goes where, I’ve found that I don’t screw up as many illustrations. But that’s me (I’m a Capricorn).
Some people might love the process of painting so much that their canvases are opportunities for discovery, but not me. I am a results-oriented person and I quake until I have a plan of attack mapped out in my head. But that’s me.
As I write this it is 6:39 Thursday night and whoa, nellie. There are actual flakes falling from the sky! I hope to have a great Champagne-O-Meter pic for you tomorrow!