I live in a 100-year old house on the Long Island Sound with a husband and four cats. And when I say “four cats”, I mean eight cats. But you can’t just blurt out that you have eight cats or else people will think you’re a crazy Cat Lady. Ew.
So I start off telling about the four cats in the house and, once I know you well enough, I add on the four that live in the backyard (all spayed and Front Line’d). But I feel like you and I are friends and that I can be truthful.
And the truth is, I have a herd of eight cats. And when I say “eight cats”, I mean 12.
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