I wasn’t here last week so this is my first blog of 2022 and we have some catching up to do.
We WILL be painting today — a dog portrait of a lovely lady called Olga — but first things first:
OK, so the good news is that we start 2022 without Donald Trump as president, but the bad news is that we start 2022 without Betty White:
And for all us who watched TV in the ’70s:
I didn’t make any New Year Resolutions, but if I did. . .
One great bit of news for 2022 is that Marjorie Taylor Greene, the batshit crazy neo-Nazi Republican congressional representative from the suburbs of Atlanta, got thrown off of Twitter for good:
OK, we’re caught up.
NOW we’re caught up. Let’s do some watercoloring!
Meet Olga at the English seaside:
For my purposes, this is the Olga I’ll be painting:
Olga is a sweet senior lady who lives in London with Steve Reed, another former Peace Corps Volunteer in Africa (Morocco), journalist, librarian, and street photographer also known as blogger Shadows & Light.
When I saw this photo of Olga, I immediately loved her smile, and I liked the 3/4 turn of her head. But I knew that that ear was going to be a problem — it takes up a lot of space in the picture here, and if you don’t get it right you’re going to have a messy blob perched on top of her head — as a painter sussing it out, this photo is as much a picture of Olga’s ear as it is of her face.
Also, she’s not got fur so much as suede, and there is a lot of pink peeking out under that fine white coat. I didn’t know if that would be hard to handle, or not. But after taking a long look, I decided that I was up for the challenge.
First, the pencil drawing:
It was a sunny morning here on the north shore of Long Island on the day that I painted Olga, and I was wearing my bathrobe, which is very fluffy and hot pink, which I did not notice was throwing off a reflection in the photographs. So you will see a pinky glow on some of the following pix, that’s all me, a rosy glow in your life.
As usual, I start with the eyes:
For Olg’as white fur/suede, I painted in an undercoat of China White — I LOVE a China White base because I enjoy the way other paint bleeds into it and Olga is giving me a lot of opportunity to have fun with this:
Here goes the first dabs of pink pant that I am bleeding into China White:
Add some shading. . .
As usual, I am using blue instead of gray to add shadow to the contours of Olga’s face:
Now for the part that always gives me trouble — the nose:
No, her snoot is not deformed — that’s her right upper lip, hanging out the side. It’s a dark gray in the photo but that won’t work in this painting, so I will fix this by lightening it up so it doesn’t look like Olga has a weird proboscis.
Ah, the mouth: I underestimated how hard it was going to be to paint Olga’s mouth and teefers. I thought I understood what was going on there in Olga’s smile, but once I started to actually paint it I understood that it was going to be tricky to make sure I didn’t make a mess of this. Suffice to say, a dog’s mouth is complicated, and Olga is letting it all hang out:
OK, the mouth is not a disaster.
Oh shit. Now I have to do the ear.
You can’t tell (below), but there I was, having got past the eyes, the nose, and the mouth without incident, only to have me drop a big paint brush onto the wet paint in Olga’s ear and have it roll across the paper. I quickly dabbed up the mess and — whew — there wasn’t much damage, but it was a tense few moments. I am SO RELIEVED that I didn’t have to start all over.
I don’t have an in-progress shot of The Ear, so here it is done (below) and now let’s skip to the shoulder, where I am using blue paint again for shade:
This was the most breezy part of painting Olga. Some dogs I look at and know that they are going to be very impressionistic (see: Winston). But Olga was going to have to be a very detailed, very persnickety painting. Until I got to the shoulder: then I let rip and I dabbed it fast and furious and I think it took me 15 seconds to finish.
I let this rest overnight and went back to look at it the next morning and I saw two things that I neededto fix. The lip situation still isn’t right, and I missed a teeny little bit of expression on her face.
So first, I gave her s tiny little eyebrow that gives her face just a touch of gentleness:
Next, I am going to lighten up that right side of her upper lip by painting it with a thin coat of acrylic paint:
And now I can say that Olga is DONE:
So far, neither Top Cat nor I have had a bout with ill health during this latest Omicron outbreak, and we hope that all our Dear Readers are staying safe and keeping healthy too. After nearly 2 years of this, you’d think people would have smartened up about COVID and we’d have come together to wipe this out, but nooooo. . .
Then there’s this leader of the “Vaccine Police”, Christopher Key . . .
Judging by the photo, where he’s wearing his Vaccine Police uniform on the right, does Christopher Key think that you can also shoot the COVID virus to death?
Oh well. Living with COVID might be the new normal for us in the early 21st century, so we should all just get used to it, right?
Here’s a reason to hope that 2022 is the year when we see Republicans eat each other: Trump is starting to urge his followers to get the vaccine (I guess he realizes that it’s mostly unvaccinated Republicans dying these days), and he went after Florida Republican governor and 2024 presidential hopeful, Ron DeSantis, for being coy about his vaccine status:
Trump picking on Ron DeSantis made Ann Coulter, a conservative gadfly, angry at Trump, which was big news for half a day:
Here is Ann’s actual tweet:
I agree with Amy Lynn:
And this from another Republican fuckwit about the fetish that Republicans seem to have for guns:
This (below) makes me wonder the owners of Sea World are Republican because, well, you’ll see:
You can buy the T-shirt here.
Meanwhile, in Missouri:
The mother of a woman who was killed in a car crash, who police confirmed was by a Capitol riot suspect, has asked why the driver was not already in jail.
Police accused the Capitol riot suspect Emily Hernandez of driving drunk and killing 32-year-old Victoria Wilson, a mother of two, in a car crash on Wednesday.
Hernandez, 22, was charged in relation to the January 6, 2021, riot and was out on bond at the time. Photos from the insurrection showed Hernandez holding a broken sign belonging to the office of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.
After the crash, Hernandez was charged with “driving while intoxicated resulting in death of another, driving while intoxicated resulting in serious physical injury, excessive BAC” — Blood Alcohol Content — after the crash.
What I want to know is, WHY AREN’T THEY ALL IN JAIL????
Oh, right. Because:
Speaking of the capitol riots on Jan. 2, 2021. . .
P.S. Clarence Thomas is a Bush 41 appointee to the Supreme Court.
Speaking of which, I hope, one day, that this will be true (see: below). Please, Canada, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE . . .
This just happened:
Is it finally happening? Will the Dept. of Justice go all the way to the top? Have they got all the receipts and are ready to start knocking down the leaders of the Jan 6 riot? ARE THEY GOING AFTER TRUMP and all the Republicans who conspired to subvert the will of American voters???
Stay tuned. This is going to be fun.
Meanwhile . . .
. . . here’s the latest on the institutionalization of undervaluing workers in America:
I post a lot of Robert Reich’s tweets but I’ve forgotten to explain that he was Bill Clinton’s Secretary of Labor, so he knows a thousand things or two about the economy and the workforce:
Another cause I’m in favor of is cancelling student debt. Except…
…I like everything about the list (below) except for the “making babies” part. It almost makes me re-think my position . . .
On this whole “having babies” issue, someone more famous than I issued a New Year’s statement about multiplying your sorry-ass genes:
So says The Pope, who is forbidden by his religion to have kids, and whose religion also forbids ANY of its priests to have kids so, I guess what he’s saying its that his entire church is a detriment to civilization, which is something that I can totally get behind.
And that’s the State of the World this week. brought to you by Yours Truly.
Now let’s get to the important stuff.
Sorry this is late but I had to include it because I love the feets:
Have a great weekend, everyone. Let’s get together next week and paint some more doggies, and let’s stay tuned to see how many more seditionists will fall in the next 48 hours. My dreams are finally coming true! The Karma Train has pulled into he station!!!
How good does that feel?
How about THIS good: