Here are some pictures of the late, great Lickety to save my spot for Friday.
As of yesterday I have a wicked stress fracture of my tibia (shin bone) and IT HURTS.
IT HURTS because I am an idiot who thought that the discomfort was all in my head, so I kept running for a week or two until yesterday when the pain decided to prove how real it was and chomped down like a T Rex and I went to urgent care.
Now I have to keep my splintered leg elevated, which I can’t do at a desk, and it hurts too much to sit upright like a normal bi-ped with my feet on the ground because I am an idiot.
So, Dear Readers, until Friday, keep a lid on your sanity while Trump deploys the Federal Stormtroopers to a city near you.